MRC_"Murky"
the Notorious "Not-A-Squad"
MRC
WW
"Not Anything"
Our highest Non-Rank...
Our Not-A-Commander!
"Scourge of The Third Reich" You need it, he'll steal it for you!
MRC
Hans
"Not With the Program"
Obviously, Our Non-Operations
Officer...Hasn't a Clue!
Usually kills for money...You're
his friend, You he'll kill for Free!
"Bounty Hunter". That mod jock
down the block pushing you
around on the Zone? Put a price
on his head, and Hans will collect it!
MRC
Worm
"Not Sane"
Making him Our Non-Executive
Officer...
Should WW be lost or unavailable...Worm
can Not Command!
"Master Demolitionist" They don't
make
a grenade (or crapper) too big
for Worm!
MRC_Pecos Bill
"Not Ready for Public Affairs"
Officer
Read
His Official Public Affairs Statement
"Cowboy" The only man ever known
to rope and hog-tie a Bf109e
in under 15 seconds!
MRC_Jonathan
"Not-A-Chance 1st Class"
Bomber -or- Fighter Pilot...He's
Nothing
but Trouble!
"Combat Linguist" Will curse
you in several
tongues, as he turns your craft
into Smokin' Debris!
Biography
MRC_Willy
"Not Responsible"
"Willy -or- Won't He?" Not
an issue! The Question is WHEN!
"Hillbilly" This ace will help
you hunt down
Squad Opponents or Wild Hogs...with
his Bare Hands!
MRC_AirDragn
"Not Nobody's Wingman"
Not to be trifled with!
Not-A-Flight-Leader,
Bravo Flight.
"Airdragn" Is it descriptive
of his Flying Skill?
Combat Tactics & Abilities?
Or His Breath?!
Either way... Don't let him
get too close in a scrap!
Biography
MRC_Wat
"Not to be Trusted (with
oak leaf cluster)"
Co-Pilot/Navigator: "Kodi" Odd
lookin' Git,
But does a nice job on "Cattle
Song", once ya' get 'im lubricated!
This cold blooded killer is known
for his unbelievable,
high speed maneuvers, ability
to turn a tactical situation
and quick escapes! But
enough about his Cantina exploits!
MRC_Bikewer
"Not Ready for Prime Time"
Unorthodox Flyin', Fightin'
& Womanizin' make Bike
an Ace to be reckoned with...Especially
at the Cantina!
Destined to be the Ace of Aces,
As soon as he finds the Handlebars
& Bell on that BF109!
MRC_Paddy
"Not too pious MRC_Chaplain"
It is rumored that Rev. Paddy
has been "Revved-Up"
Yay..."Over-Revved", in the
Confessional, with a photo of Britt Eklund!
Paddy will Pray for your Soul,
then send it to _____!
What?...I was gonna' say the
"Cantina", Honest!
Listen to the Sermon, You Heathons!
MRC
Krypto
"In School, but No Class.."
Cadet Krypto's renowned flatulence
caused him to "wash out"
of Bombardier School, for repeated
"bombing" of his own crew.
When queried about krypto's Rank,
his Commander responds: "YES!"
It's reported that krypto would
have his entire crew on oxygen,
Before Leaving the Ground!
This earned him the dis-honorary
rank of "Sphincter 1st Class".
MRC_Hellbringer
"Not Computer Literate!"
The finest explosives expert
money can buy,
This Redheaded Terror can strike
fear in the hearts of children and
small animals with a simple
glance!
Money is well spent on this individuals
services (or well spent by him!!)
You can rest assured that when
MRC_Hellbringer's on the job, well...
You probably spent too much!!
"I will do my best to live down to the questionable morals of the Non-Squad!"
Biography
MRC
bwise
"Not Sure"
MercAir recently uncovered the
"Hidden Agenda", within bwise's
Obsession with Lighthouses!
Hint: It involves the Perpetual
Fog, he appears to "virtually" exist within.
Discovering this fact, left
MercAir Non-Command with No Alternative
but to Conscript bwise as Un-Official
MRC_Un-Intelligence Officer!
What's in a Name??
Certainly a valid question after
gettin' to know This Pilot!
MRC_bwise has, however, taught
us all the meaning of "Patience."
That is, if you are among the
many waiting for a Lighthouse Release..he..he...
Biography
MRC_Rat
"Not Quite Rite! (with
oak leaf cluster)"
1st Turned up at Worm's Hideout, Askin'...
"How Do I Get To Be A Merc?"
Obviously, this did Not speak well for Rat's Character(?),
and Worm knew Imediately, This Kid Had Potential!
He advised Rat (then known as PakRat) to "hang 'round long enough,
an' demonstrate enough Dis-Tasteful Behavior...The Non-Squad
just might consider him."
Well, He Sure Did... And We Did!... But Worm don' Recall tellin' Rat to NOT-Bathe!
