Living with one foot in the dark shadowy world of international espionage and corporate crime and the other foot in the Sunday school picnic, With another limb hovering ominously around in between.

     Excommunicated more times than an excommunicated lots of time kind of thing, even Jehovah's Witnesses cross to the other side of the street when approaching the presbytery.

     After hearing about the 'Cash for Questions' scandal he hit upon the revolutionary idea of 'Cash for Forgiveness' Instead of Three 'Hail Mary's you get the choice of various payment plans, included in which is the chance of placing any unwanted teenage daughters into the care of 'The Sisters of Carnal Sacrifice'.
     Special rates are available for the underprivileged.

     Having traveled the world and encountered many faiths, the not very reverend Paddy is able to offer a wide choice of religious ceremonies from bargain bar mitzvahs to economy exorcisms.
     Extra charges apply for costume hire.

     Saving souls is a very important part of his ministry but, those who wish to live in darkness may be interested in the special brokerage deals for those wishing to make Faustian pacts, for a mere 10% commission Paddy will handle all the tricky paperwork and meet the cost of the trans-dimensional calls.

     Confessions can be taken by E-mail, please keep them short as there are many sinners.
     Unless of course your transgressions involve deflowering fair maidens or high ranking politicians, ideally both.

     Don't worry if you are not a sinner you may still be able to sponsor
a crime, adulterous act, or other transgression.
 
 

Chaplain Paddy, prepares to bring "The Word"
to yet another willing, heathon,"Convert".

             Flight Leader: "Wait..Break-Off, Paddy...That "heathon" is One Of OURS!"
             MRC_Paddy: "He...He..... !"
 
 

 
 

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